It can only be... the Friday Funnies
By Rebecca Burn-Callander, published 1 year ago in Archive.
As swine flu hits the headlines for the second time, the swine flu jokes are just pouring in! Laugh till you oink, readers.
That's right! A whole blog dedicated to swine flu funnies.
First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.What the hell is this?Farmageddon?
Swine flu is not really a problem for the pigs.They're all going to be cured anyway.
So it appears swine flu has replaced the fears about bird flu.I guess bird flu just never took off...
Q:How do you know if you have swine flu? A: You keep getting these rashers.
Doctor, Doctor. My daughter woke up this morning in pigtails. Should I be worried?
This swine flu is bad, i must have had it for about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Apparently my mate's got swine flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
Roses are redViolets are blueI have swine fluAnd now so do you
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