Amazon users’ reviews have helped guide millions of consumers as they research possible purchases. But occasionally customer creativity gets in the way, proving to be funny rather than helpful.
Here is a selection of some of Amazon’s most amusing and top-voted product reviews:
1. AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray
“It’s OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree’s a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer.” -?John Meinken
“I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers.” -“Min Byong Chang
2. Avery Durable View Binder?
“Let me just point out one glaring omission: While this is a lovely, multi-purpose binder, IT DOES NOT COME WITH WOMEN. Presumably one is expected to find women on one’s own.” -?PenName220
“My women” keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.” -?Sabriel
3. BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen?
“I don’t use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!” -?E. Bradley
“HULK SAD. HULK DEMAND BIC FOR HIM.” -Brittany
4. How to Avoid Huge Ships
“I read this book before going on vacation and I couldn’t find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.” -?Dan
“It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realized it said ‘How to Avoid Huge SHIPS’. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement.” -?Graham Thomas
5. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone -“Mrs Toledo
“Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray?. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks. -N. Krumpe
6. Uranium Ore
“It is not cat food . The cat’s huge and well, doesn’t really look much like a cat anymore.” -?Kellie
“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.” -?Patrick J. McGovern
