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A new viral video is setting the internet on fire today: Cassetteboy vs Dragons’ Den. The edgy (and laugh-out-loud funny) mash-up can be viewed below.

The recession may have stopped the Dragons investing money, but they have something else to offer…

Some of the key (mashed-up) quotes are perhaps NSFW, but worth a quick lunchtime laugh. Enjoy!

 

 

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