A man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows this co-worker to be a conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.
So he brings it up in conversation: "Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings…"
"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.
"Really?" he replies. "How long have you been wearing one "
"Er… Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
Since the Introduction of the Euro, dictionaries and thesaurus are having to change the phrase "to spend a penny" to "euronating".
"Is your advertising getting results?" asked one business owner to another. "It sure is," moaned the second owner. "Last week we advertised for a night watchman. The next night we were robbed."
Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school” A: To ask for their money back.