A man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows this co-worker to be a conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.
So he brings it up in conversation: "Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings…"
"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.
"Really?" he replies. "How long have you been wearing one?"
"Er… Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
Since the Introduction of the Euro, dictionaries and thesaurus are having to change the phrase "to spend a penny" to "euronating".
"Is your advertising getting results?" asked one business owner to another. "It sure is," moaned the second owner. "Last week we advertised for a night watchman. The next night we were robbed."
Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school? A: To ask for their money back.
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