(Incidentally, I also have a crush on Jeremy Paxman. I wonder if this love of all things ‘Jeremy’ has anything to do with my Year 5 boyfriend, who also had that name. But I digress.)
Anyway, while browsing the Times website today, I came across Clarkson’s column for the week and it’s gosh-darn amusing.
The loveable rogue gives his tips on saving the High Street. They include: employ pretty people, have everything in stock and make the shopping experience quick.
Oh, but he’s a funny bloke. I love him, I really do.
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