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Today, we are going to bombard you a with a ridiculous mix of puerile jokes, daft videos, and general silly banter. And "business angle" be damned.

For the faint of heart, I’ll start with the clean, silly jokes that you’re welcome to share with your families over the dinner table later:

Two Eskimos in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all you can’t have your kayak and heat it

Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt.

Q: What did the letter V say to the W?A: Who’s your mate?

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

How about some one-liners?

How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

And now for a few videos. You know you shouldn’t be laughing at these but…

And finally something cute

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