The credit crunch has really started to bite…
A woman knocked on my door earlier tonight and said, “Are you the bloke who pulled my eight-year-old son out of the river yesterday, saving his life ”
I said, “Yes, that was me.”
She replied,”Where’s his bloody hat?”
I talked to my bank manager the other day. He said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on.
He sold me one outside KFC yesterday.
I don’t see why everyone says Barak Obama is such an advocate for "change"!
His "Yes We Can" motto was being used years ago! By Bob the Builder…
Got any good jokes” Let us know!