The strikes have had a huge impact on the UK’s SMEs, be they online or offline businesses. Whether you’ve lost customers, run into invoice trouble or seen your goods lost in transit, a giggle on Royal Mail will make you feel better.
I posted this joke three weeks ago…Blasted Royal Mail.
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In the last 12 months, the Royal Mail received over five million letters complaining about its service.As a result, it’s been able to announce record annual profits.
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The Royal Mail have revealed that their pension fund is facing a deficit of over £6bn. They say that without government help, thousands of workers could end up receiving a lot less money in their pension packet than they expected.
Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. If there’s one thing postal workers hate, it’s opening envelopes and not finding money inside.
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How many Royal Mail postmen does it take to change a light bulb?
178. On double overtime and time off in lieu. And the bulb’s at the depot. You were out. Collect it yourself, tomorrow. We’re shut. We’re off home. Have a nice day.
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My gambling addiction’s really gotten out of hand recently. I’m taking the most ridiculous risks. Just the other day I tried mailing myself £1,000 through the Royal Mail…
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Adam Crozier’s CV makes impressive reading. He’s run the premiership and the Royal Mail and left both brimming with world-class strikers.
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