What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Check out our Easter jokes: all thing chocolately, rabbity and eggy are up for a laugh! Feel free to add your own Easter jokes in the comment box at the bottom of the page.

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?A: Rabbit farts

Q. What kind of jokes do eggs tell?A. Egg yolks!

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!

Q. How are rabbits like calculators?A. They both multiply really fast.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?A. A receding hareline.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?A. A bunion.

Q. What did the egg say to the clown?A. You crack me up!

A few things you should know about chocolate…

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?Because no one wants to quit.

And, if we’ve got you in a thoroughly silly mood, play this "find the easter egg" game.

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Find the hidden Easter Eggs, how many rounds can you go?

Play this free game now!!Related articles And now for something a little bit funny… Jokes, japes and jiggery pokery The Real Business jokes of the week!

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